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Notes: 46716 / 8 months ago from thebidasbestfriend (originally from aperfectchaos)
HAHAHAHHA no way! hafta have this!
(Source: aperfectchaos)
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1 year ago"My hot dog mayo needs a bun."
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1 year ago
Facts about Tike
Nag lagay ng fake mustache para mapanood ang Scary Movie 1 sa movie house.
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1 year ago
Facts about Tike
Favorite pinoy actress ko ay si Manilyn Reynes
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1 year ago"I scream that ice cream can’t be an eye cream."
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1 year ago
An experiment done by a secret government body to manipulate and alter one’s mental state and brain functions. Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen were just a few celebrities who were victimized by this monarch programming. - MK Ultra
Do your own research mofos!
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1 year ago"there are thousand of ways to die and yet there’s only one way to live. how ironic is that?"
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1 year ago"I smile when i’m happy but I smile even more when i’m fucking hurt!!"
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1 year ago"i have my own world and i dont need to fit in."- tike
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1 year ago
10 reasons why I hate FACEBOOK
10 reasons why I hate FACEBOOK
10
Unknown people are adding you and sending you a
message saying “like my status, oi pa like po ng
status =)”. C’mon people get a life!
9
People are tagging you with products that they wanna
sell “Pre-loved Korean Hand Bags 100% Authentic
and other stuff…” Can i just fart real hard if that’s
authentic?
8
Why do some people need to shout out on every action that
they’re doing? “ Eating peanuts while watching my fave
tv show...” ummm who cares? Why don’t you just write “Im
gonna slit my wrist cause i dont have nothing to do with
my life” then someone will LIKE it.. what a bummer!
7
You need to be online, whenever and wherever you are. R.A
2008 Article ix Facebooking is Mandatory and people
should update their status every now and then. Weather
you’re at Starbucks pretending to be so busy or at work
not informing you’re boss that you’re harvesting your
plants.
6
Everybody seems to be goodlooking in Facebook.. I wonder
why? Is’t really a requirement to have atleast one
striking profile picture?
5
Fan Page of unknown people! What the F! Who are these
people and why do they have fan pages?! Is’t that
illegal?! I’ll raise this issue to our President.
4
You have thousand of friends yet 80% of it doesnt know you
personally. Facebook is the new hook up site. I’ll add
Paris Hilton and prolly we’ll hook up sometimes,
dream on.
3
Status War! My status message should be better than
yours because Im deep, real deep! Then bam! Dont
tell this to anyone, i just copied this from a movie line
or song lyric, im not really deep…
2
New words/phrases are made,. Hungry much, sleepy much,
everything should have “much” in it. It’s really required
specially if your talking to your kikay friends.
Affected much? Guilty Much?..LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, LMFFAO,
LMFFAOOTF, <Laughing My Fucking Freaking Ass Out On The
Floor, LMFFAOOTFGHIJKLMNOPQRST…… Until you dont know
wht’s the bloody meaning of it.
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And the top 1 on my list……
HALOS LAHAT NG TAO NAG
EENGLISH!!! LOL! Nakakaashar
kashi eh.
Disclaimer: If you’re offended, You know what it means
and i dont need to explain that to you.
I, myself is also offended.Making this list made me
realized that sometimes i tend to do those silly things
(NOT ALL IN THE LIST BTW) and made me look stupid at
some point. LMAOFFCKADSAS!
FACEBOOK Reality Checked.
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